Right - slather them up in summer with sun block #350 and bundle them up in winter so the sun doesn’t shine on their tender skin - meanwhile they’re vitamin D deficient because they’re also being fed soy milk and that gak.
“Right”
It’s my belief that the rash of peanut allergies stems from yuppies not wanting to feed their kids peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the high chair days because that bread, fat, and sugar wasn’t “healthy”.
I don’t actually remember smearing that stuff all over my face when it was my turn, but later on I enjoyed watching others doing it, all back in the day.