Posted on 06/12/2018 12:41:44 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Who knew avocados were so dangerous?
On Tuesdays episode of The View, co-host Joy Behar revealed she had to miss work Monday because shed sliced open her hand cutting an avocado.
Saturday night, on my way to the event at the retreat, I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife, she explained. I was trying to desperately eat something, so I was trying to open an avocado. So I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out and I stabbed myself!
At the hospital, where the 75-year-old stayed overnight and was administered an antibacterial drip to ward off infection, Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time.
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Who would think a 75 year old woman desperate for something to eat before going out would choose an avocado
“Who would think a 75 year old woman desperate for something to eat before going out would choose an avocado”
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What do you think the cut-off age should be for avocado eating before going out?
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Is she Otto Pilot’s mother?
Too bad she didn’t accidentally slit her own throat.
“Shes 75? They must use a putty knife to apply her makeup”
They use a Putzmeister to help apply her makeup.
This is such BS. She all of a sudden needed some emergency guacamole?
I’ve cooked a lot...who the heck refers to it as “opening” an avocado? You “open” a can of tuna, not an avocado.
She gets to stay over night, IV, Pain Meds. Last ER visit I had in Feb, got the lowest dose Dilauded for the Wrong pain, Wrong diagnosis from the CT, Wrong antibiotic, Never saw a Doc, just a PA who did no more than listen to my heart. Hypertension was not treated either.
Who turns to an avacado out of desperation???
65 at the most. Those things are dangerous
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