For those without much discernment...
IT’S A JOKE!
O crap!
I was so hoping this was true!
Yeah, yeah, for the FDA or the Ag department to have enough power to force a change of name for a product being marketed is a chilling thought.
Still, if such power were to exist, there would be some applications thereof which would be sweet to behold.
My money's on Soy Boy Loin.