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“James Clapper ... personally concluded Russians not only influenced but DECIDED outcome of 2016 election.”

Meanwhile, Mulehead can’t find a shred of evidence after a year of looking and is now resorting to pulling things out of his . . . er, hat.


16 posted on 05/24/2018 12:55:09 PM PDT by Arm_Bears (Hey, Rocky--Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!)
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To: Arm_Bears
Meanwhile, Mulehead can’t find a shred of evidence after a year of looking and is now resorting to pulling things out of his . . . er, hat.

You didn’t mention where his hat is located. . . somewhere up inside his large intestine where his head has been, and most likely is still residing.

Clapper suffers from that common Liberal condition Rectal Cranial Interposition, for which the only treatment is an Abdominal Fenestration procedure, which at least will allow them to see where they’re going, as most of them got into this condition by bending over backwards to avoid facing the facts.

For those who bent too far forward to duck their heads between their legs trying to escape blame, the retro-fenestration procedure can only let them see where they’ve been.

One thing that both have in common when they enter this debilitating condition: their heads are always found to be missing any semblance of brains.

This is likely due to that other condition frequently encountered among both Liberals and Probressives, a disease now popularly called SPLAT, no doubt due to the peculiar noise associated with its sufferers when it strikes them. I refer you to the recent update of the IDC-10 Diagnostic Codes:

321.0 SPLAT— Liberal Cerebral Defenestration (LCD) or Progresive Acquired Brain Absence (PABA), Complete loss of rationality, cognition, and cerebration due to indiscriminately keeping one's mind so far open that the brain falls out. First and subsequent encounters.

20 posted on 05/24/2018 11:14:16 PM PDT by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplaphobe bigot!)
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