Yes. I want it to be known, for the record, as a long-time Republican activist and donor, that I, personally, was behind the selection of the color red for states voting for Bush, because I am also, privately a communist. Now please excuse me while I peel a rotten potato for breakfast, repair the fuel dipstick on my Trabant, and deign to criticize some minor aspect of our Worthy Leader’s support for Planned Parenthood.
I’m sorry you find this whole thing funny. I don’t.