When God was giving out smarts, manning thought he farts and ran away and hid.
When God was giving out brains Manning thought he said rain and ran home for his umbrella.
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I wonder how many such variations on this concept are out there.
When God was handing out reason, Bradley heard “Treason!” and made a run for it.
When God made a line marked “Female Sex,” Bradley said, “Ew, I’ll get in the other one.”