[PeterPrinciple]

The union is now planning to negotiate a raise of $5 an hour for hourly staffers, on top of affordable health care, child care and consistent hours.

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Employer: ok, we will give you what you want. but in in change,

1) you will have to be at work on on time at schedule days. if not, this is the penalty.

2) you will have to produce this quantity of burgers to this quality standard.

3) The bathroom will have to be cleaned 4 times every hour.

Union : here’s you bill

Unionettes: I thought we were gong to get all that stuff for nothing. I don’t like this negotiation stuff.

[Red Badger]

The $5 an hour will be their union dues.

IOW, they get nothing................