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Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list
The Guardian ^
| April 12, 2018
| Anon
Posted on 04/12/2018 8:18:57 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
If the species name is not “Bowie” or “Sid” (or even “Billy”), I am going to be very disappointed with the biologists who discovered this.
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posted on
04/12/2018 8:53:22 AM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
“OK doc, I give him mouth to mouth resuscitation”
‘what did the doc say?’
“Doc says he’s gonna die”
Story seems a little bit fishy to me
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posted on
04/12/2018 9:00:25 AM PDT
by
dsrtsage
(For Leftists, World History starts every day at breakfast)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I wonder if Mitch McConnell breathes through his genitals too.
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posted on
04/12/2018 9:06:44 AM PDT
by
pgkdan
(The Silent Majority STILL Stands With TRUMP!)
To: Bonemaker
Q. What’s the quickest way to be added to the Endangered Species List?
A. Make your habitat along the Mexican border where Trump wants to build his wall.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I looked at the picture. I think it’s a new gender.
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posted on
04/12/2018 9:36:42 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
("Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair." - Edith Wharton)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Cool! I want to buy that turtle a beer!!
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posted on
04/12/2018 9:39:06 AM PDT
by
Lockbar
(What would Vlad The Impaler do?)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Most turtles, if not all, can “cloacally breathe”, at least to some extent. Maybe these turtles are exceptionally good at it.
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posted on
04/12/2018 10:12:16 AM PDT
by
Hiddigeigei
("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
As the elephant said to the naked tourist: “How do you breathe through that thing?”
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posted on
04/12/2018 10:15:10 AM PDT
by
Bob
(Damn, the democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
The original Chia Pet.....
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posted on
04/12/2018 10:16:33 AM PDT
by
varon
(“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
04/12/2018 10:19:41 AM PDT
by
Bobalu
(12 diet Cokes and a fried chicken...)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Reproduction must suffocate them...no wonder they are endangered...only those who can hold their breath survive...
LOL
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posted on
04/12/2018 10:46:00 AM PDT
by
Adder
(Mr. Franklin: We are trying to get the Republic back!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
04/12/2018 12:13:02 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Added to endangered list? That doesn’t mean much, apparently. From another article at the same site, same publication time and date ...
“The Australian government does not have a plan to save an endangered Australian turtle species that received global attention on Thursday for its green mohawk and its ability to breathe through its genitals.”
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posted on
04/12/2018 12:15:16 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(See more at Sparklite Times)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
By God any animal that can breath through it’s genitals must be saved!
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posted on
04/12/2018 12:48:20 PM PDT
by
Desron13
(E)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
“...that breathes through its genitals”
Oh, nevermind. I thought this was about liberals.
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posted on
04/12/2018 2:23:58 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Ah geeze not another Gremlins movie...
/sarc
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posted on
04/12/2018 4:58:18 PM PDT
by
2CAVTrooper
(Democrats... BETRAYING America since 1828.)
To: dfwgator
Kirk: “Bones, you’ve got to... Hook me up..
That chick from Rygel 7 gave me the... Botholian clap.”
Bones:. “Damnit Jim, stop screwing green women and you wouldn’t have that problem!”
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posted on
04/12/2018 5:04:49 PM PDT
by
2CAVTrooper
(Democrats... BETRAYING America since 1828.)
To: SgtHooper
Liberals only think about their genitals and what they do with them 24x7x365. They probably dream of breathing through them.
To: Vaquero
"Seems to be a ballchinian"
GMTA:
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posted on
04/12/2018 5:27:16 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
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