[Bonemaker]

Formerly handsome, fit, educated, polite, refined, cool, well dressed, great sense of humor, well paid, secure in himself middle age guy...who hasn't been laid in years.

[GunHoardingCapitalist]

Are you Facebook, or CIA? How do you know so much about me???

[R7 Rocket]

A photograph of your typical American female...
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