“Sorry Dougy. In the “old west”, students didn’t go around shooting up their schools or blowing people up with package bombs. Open your eyes, Spanky.”
Any time some schmuck invokes the dangers of the “wild west” you know you have an olympic class asshole on your hands.
Additionally, anytime same schmuck says your "right to hunt" won't be infringed upon if they could just get rid of those pesky "assault weapons" you also have an olympic class asshole on your hands ......