https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqs4EbU02As
...One day my ma’s relations came round to visit me
Just as my father’s kinfolk were all sittin’ down to tea
We tried to smooth things over, but they all began to fight
And me being strictly neutral, I bashed everyone in sight!
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen...
Thanx went to my FB page. If I could drink and dance I would be doing it. Maybe in my mind now.