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You don’t get Afrikaner humor is the problem. Gaga asked them to open for her. The meat dress. The cootchie cookaratcha. It was a no. Even they think she is trash. They made it very clear.

I won lots of poker hands in college. One of my techniques was to tell a joke so bad the other people would have to fan their faces with their cards.

I would be playing at the Jewish Fraternity.

So guys this Priest and Rabi are walking down the street and a football player walks past. Both look back. The priest says “man I would like to screw him.” The Rabi says, “Out of what?”

You wouldn’t believe the people who showed their cards because I went that far. The shock, the outrage. The denial. Heck beer money is beer money, right? Afrikaners are a rough bunch but will work most US workers asses into the ground.