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Don't Let Liberals Win By Making You Care
Townhall.com ^ | March 15, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 03/14/2018 9:08:12 PM PDT by Kaslin

So, the president may have been cavorting with Playboy playmates and porn stars a decade or so ago and…and what? Oh, right, we’re supposed to care.

We don’t care. We can’t.

And you can almost see the liberals drooling. You can see their Fredocon gimp bros’ nodding their vinyl-encased heads.

Yes, yes, this is finally it! This time we’ll strip Donald Trump’s supporters from him because he failed to meet the standards we think our opponents should adhere to! This time it will work!

Nah. We just don’t care.

I don’t mean that we are simply unconcerned about Donald Trump’s past hobbies. I mean that our depth and breadth of not caring is so deep and wide as to create a critical mass of not giving a damn of such intensity that it is brighter than a million suns.

We just don’t care what Trump did with his pneumatic bimbos – to the extent anyone even believes them. His critics don’t really seem to. They never gave a damn about this stuff until a Republican allegedly did something. Or until one did nothing – they were outraged about Mitt Romney too.

Perhaps we fail to meet the moral standards of people who already call us racist, sexist, greedy, stupid, and all sorts of other stuff. You heard what Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit said about us. Hell, we are murdering children by sticking up for the Constitution, remember? But gee, it seems that this time we have really disappointed them. This time it’s totally serious. We’ve really done it now. Now our enemies are going to think really, really badly of us.

Whatev.

We talk a lot about the New Rules, and how the liberals and their lackeys are going to hate them. Well, they certainly do hate them. No, not because they have something against kinky side action. There’s no need to remind these hypocrites of their affinity for Bill Clinton, he of the human humidor and the Oval Office bad aim. Oh, and don’t forget the Lion of the Senate, Teddy “Vroom Vroom Splash Splash” Kennedy, the chef who liked to whip up the occasional waitress sandwich after getting staggeringly hammered. I once saw him stumbling out of the senators’ elevator when I interned on Capitol Hill – he smelled like a distillery and his nose was redder than Rudolph’s. So when liberals start telling us we should freak out and abandon a Republican who’s laying down the smack on Obama’s legacy because he used to indulge in his own reindeer games, well, that’s just not happening.

See, the New Rules say it doesn’t matter, so it doesn’t matter for anyone.

I remember when we used to talk about character counting, but you know what? Our opponents mocked us for being uptight and uncool – remember all the talk about how sophisticated European leaders all had mistresses? Oh, us repressed hayseeds and our sanctity of marriage nonsense! Well, moral purity came up for a vote and we were outvoted by the very same people who want me to rev up some oh-so convenient caring.

Well, no go-backsies now that those Old Rules would be useful again. You liberals made the New Rules, and by doing so you deprived yourselves of being able to leverage human frailty to weaponize our morality and score a victory based on collateral antics where you can’t win on substance.

Gosh, if you had held Cohiba Clinton and Tanqueray Teddy to a standard you might have had a shot. But you didn’t. And your ridiculous expectation that we’re going to all channel John Lithgow in Footloose is really pretty funny.

My favorite part is when you libs start with the Jesusplaining to me. I have to say, the best social media is the social media where I’m bombarded with demands that I conform to their version of Christianity where just a few tweets before they were explaining how we’re stupid about having our “invisible sky friend.” I gotta break it to ya – there are no series of theological contortions that result in us having to allow the election of a monster like Hillary. But hey, you keep trying. Eventually, if you nag us enough, we’ll totally take your advice about how to live our religious values.

Oh, since Christianity is so important to you, now do abortion. Just kidding!

Oh, and this goes for all the other silliness you’ve tried to use to undo the election. Is Trump’s company making money because he’s president? No, but then you didn’t care about the Clinton Foundation for Shaking Down People and Enriching Her Harpiness. Was Trump obstructing “justice” by firing James Comey and doing other stuff presidents get to do. No, but phone and pen, dudes. Phone and pen.

I guess this means we don’t meet your exacting moral standards anymore. Oh wait, we already failed that test – all of us have the blood of children on our hands because a school got shot up by some creep who wasn’t us that Democrat-led government agencies knew about and failed to stop.

Well, since we’re already the worst people ever, I guess we have nothing to lose by disappointing you by not allowing your fake concern for our souls to cause us to dance for your amusement.

Oh well. You must be really bummed. We do care about that, though. We love it.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: liberals; libewrals; moralissues; schlichter
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1 posted on 03/14/2018 9:08:12 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

We really don’t care.


2 posted on 03/14/2018 9:10:02 PM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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To: Kaslin

He was a private citizen and who cares what he did.

The media did not want to care about what Clinton did in the oval office, as president.


3 posted on 03/14/2018 9:14:34 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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To: Kaslin

Enough of this hoochie-mama. Seriously.

The whole world is almost on fire, our country is being stewarded into the toilet, and we are supposed to care about this ho?


4 posted on 03/14/2018 9:16:56 PM PDT by KJC1 (Illegals: One hand out and the other one flipping us the bird)
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To: Kaslin

So a reality tv host got some porn action 10 years ago. Bill Clinton flew on the Lolita Express 10 years ago. Match the outrage and I might care. Until then, I was really hoping the Cards picked up Arrieta. We made no off season moves to shore up the pitching rotation..


5 posted on 03/14/2018 9:20:35 PM PDT by cardinal4 ("Sat stonefaced while the building burned..")
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To: KJC1

I flat do not care. I don’t believe anything this whore has to say and wouldn’t care even if I did believe this garbage.


6 posted on 03/14/2018 9:24:04 PM PDT by Gator113 ( ~~Trump 2020~~)
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To: cardinal4

There is absolutely no proof anything this HO says is true. Anyone can say anything.

These attacks on our AMERICAN President wear thin for me.


7 posted on 03/14/2018 9:25:32 PM PDT by KJC1 (Illegals: One hand out and the other one flipping us the bird)
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To: Kaslin

Is/was she a quality cigar humidor?

Hire Slick as an expert witness....


8 posted on 03/14/2018 9:25:39 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Kaslin

You’d think he was doing it while he was President... in the Oval Office... with an intern...


9 posted on 03/14/2018 9:26:29 PM PDT by advance_copy (Stand for life or nothing at all)
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To: Kaslin

Exactly!

Who cares?

It’s his his personal life, remember?

He can comppartmentalize, remember?

It’s old news and been hashed out and prove False over the years, right?

Cause that was a pleanty good narrative for the Fake News not long ago, when Clinton actually had RAPE allegations against him.
And he was sued and found GUILTY in. a Federal, civil rights, Sexual harassment law suit....


10 posted on 03/14/2018 9:27:24 PM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Po Dunk)
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To: Gator113

100% agreement.


11 posted on 03/14/2018 9:29:13 PM PDT by KJC1 (Illegals: One hand out and the other one flipping us the bird)
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To: Kaslin

The left taught us all the rules during the Klinton administration.


12 posted on 03/14/2018 9:32:15 PM PDT by MileHi (Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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To: fortheDeclaration

The right thing to do is “Care in the way that the good Lord cares.”

This isn’t excusing, it’s forgiving, but on the way to a larger holiness.

Sometimes the blind squirrel gets an acorn; sometimes the despised “liberal” nails something about Jesus that we’ve been forgetting big time.


13 posted on 03/14/2018 9:32:19 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Tryin' hard to win the No-Bull Prize.)
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To: Kaslin

I’m bummed when liberals express concerns for our souls.

Oh wait - that’s coming from the folks who believe truth is relative and who adore alternative gender lifestyles.

Its really funny to hear them say Trump isn’t a Christian role model. We knew that and we weren’t voting for a saint. We were voting for a President.

So if you think shocking us will make us abandon the President, you people are deluded. We know you’re desperate things aren’t as you want.

Welcome to the club. We lived with Obama, didn’t like what he was doing and still we didn’t demand you part company with him. Just refrain from doing it to us.


14 posted on 03/14/2018 9:33:28 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forevero)
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To: goldstategop

Be careful, for Satan would manipulate you into hating the bible itself.


15 posted on 03/14/2018 9:34:26 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Tryin' hard to win the No-Bull Prize.)
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To: goldstategop

The point the “liberals” are making indirectly is that we have a situation calling for copious forgiveness.

Which is something that “conservatives” often balk badly at.


16 posted on 03/14/2018 9:35:49 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Tryin' hard to win the No-Bull Prize.)
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To: Kaslin

#Idon’tgiveaflying****.


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To: Kaslin

Kurt is my new favorite.


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To: wjcsux

Caring is a typical liberal concept.


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