[semaj]

"He could make a radio out of coconuts, but can’t fix a hole in a boat????"

"And this BEGS the Eternal Question: Mary Ann.... Or Ginger???"

Yep, the professor was one smart cookie, and of course my answer is Mary Anne.

[NFHale]

RE Mary Anne:

Those short shorts... Good lord a’mighty...

[Scooter100]

Mary Ann

Janet, or Chrissy? (Three's Company, season 1)