[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Country music has turned into a version of what gay New York Broadway producers imagine country music should be like. Lights and flash and sparkles and pilot microphones and dancing and ridiculously large cowboy hats and female karaoke performers who look like male drag queens la di da. You ever see the CMA awards? What the F does a karaoke performer like Pink have to do with country?

Beyonce and the Dixie Ditzes? WTF?

[littleharbour]

MURDER ON MUSIC ROW

Nobody saw him running from sixteenth avenue.
They never found the fingerprint or the weapon that was used.
But someone killed country music, cut out its heart and soul.
They got away with murder down on music row.

The almighty dollar and the lust for worldwide fame
Slowly killed tradition and for that someone should hang
(oh, you tell them Alan).
They all say not guilty, but the evidence will show
That murder was committed down on music row.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiILl_F7O8

[morphing libertarian]

eye wash please