Developing: NBC announces White House "Shelter In Place" following security breach.

NBC ^ | 3/3/2018 | NBC News

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If Arnold J. Rimmer is manning the suicide hotline expect tomorrow (a Sunday) to be bad.

RIMMER: I used to be in the Samaritans.
LISTER: I know. For one morning.
RIMMER: I couldn't take any more.
LISTER: I don't blame you. You spoke to five people, and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!
RIMMER: Well, it's hardly my fault that everyone chose that morning to throw themselves off buildings! Made the papers, you know. "Lemming Sunday," they called it.

Red Dwarf Ping!

[Delta 21]

Its time to lock up the crazies that The Magic Negro and The Cankle have created.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Comey, before the warrant is served?

McLame, due to brain cancer/rot?

I know; not at all respectful on my part.

[4yearlurker]

I blame incidents like this on our "news media",Hollywood,and late night TV. They are constantly fanning the flames of hate. Scumbags all.

[Robert A Cook PE]

“Security breach at the White House” never bothered Obola’s national press corpse: They sheltered in place a traitor’s administration for 8 years.

[VeniVidiVici]

Maybe we can make this a weekly thing where liberals can gather outside the White House and shoot themselves.

[VTenigma]

David Hogg?

[mplc51]

Did he Croak?

[mac_truck]

Uh oh, has anyone seen Jim Acosta lately?

Or Shep...

[LIConFem]

Looks like Soros is rounding up a bunch of mentally ill people and setting each on a mission.

[americas.best.days...]

Haha. Good one. Also, how did we survive all these years before “shelter in place” was created?

[davidb56]

My thoughts too...the press corps is getting pretty unstable mentally, time to ban them from the white house and take away their 2nd amendment.

[davidb56]

WHAT HAPPENED TO “Q” ? Haven’t seen any posts here for weeks now.

[Cicero]

“A person is reported to have shot themselves...”

Well, what do you suppose the good folks at NBC consider more important—grammar or political correctness?

[heights]

Two “incidents” this week. Time to Ban ‘White Houses”.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

FOX News is pretty much a desert on weekends. Most of it seems to be a rehash of what went on during the week.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Also, who cares about teh Clinton’s back in the 80’s and 90’s???

Total waster of air time, watched only by those who know their own miserable lives will seem better by comparison.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Of course, if Cat is running the hotline, the callers will just laugh themselves to death.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

He shot himself, but nevertheless, he persisted?

[PghBaldy]

Mere days after Woodward & Berstein were wishing Trump would ham himself. Odd timing.