“...An entire family of bullies...”
Hey brother B, I have the solution:
Put them all in a rowboat, towed behind the cruise ship for the duration. Water, bread, no sunscreen... and no toilet paper.
Problem solved!!!!
Hah! I like the way you think my brother. That’s entertainment right there.
In the meantime, I’ll just drive.
Cut the rowboat loose and call it the Captain Bligh excursion.