Well, hell. I guess we’re all gonna die.
“Leaked”.
That’s funny right there! :)
Fake news!
I guess ‘leaked’ lends it more credibility rather than just ‘released’ or ‘issued’.
Venus-like 800 degree surface temperatures are right around the corner ... something must be done soon or everything we know will melt!
> it will likely cross the key marker of 1.5 degrees Celsius, or 2.7 degrees Fahrenheit, of temperature rise in the 2040s <
Any proper scientific measurement - or proper scientific calculation - must include a degree of uncertainly, a plus or minus figure.
My best guess is that those folks did not make any proper scientific measurements in the first place. And on the off chance they did, I’ll bet the degree of uncertainly was more than 1.5 degrees Celsius.
We’ve got to stop this!!!! Where do I send my check???
That settles it for me, we need an Emergency Declaration from the President and Congress to preserve the United Nations as long as possible while the Planet burns up, by Moving their headquarters to Antarctica.
Precisely
I don’t get it.
How can it be so hot with so many fans? (wind turbines)
It sounds as though the maggots at the UN have decided that if they “leak” their goofy “reports”, maybe someone one will pay attention to them. “Leaked” documents get a lot of press.
There are people who believe this crap. Sad
Yes, of course............we are all DOoMeD!! /s
That's the bad news.
Now here is the good news:
This horrible Climate Doomsday can be averted if greedy US taxpayers would only hand over trillions and trillions of U.S. dollars to the UN.
“Leaked.” Bwwwaaaahahahahahahaha! Nice try commies.
carbon dioxide is somehow removed from the air
Plant a billion trees?
Humanity could do that to save humanity, couldn’t it?
Must be due to an increased level of cow flatulence.
Those politicians and their reports. They’ve been wrong about every prediction they’ve made since 1972, but that doesn’t slow them down at all.
“....exceedingly difficult to avoid.....”
IF true (which it isn’t) global warming wouldn’t be “exceedingly difficult to avoid”, it would be IMPOSSIBLE to avoid.
What could puny hu-mans do about it? NOTHING!!!!!
I know! Pass a LAW! Make it illegal for the planet to warm. /s
We could all go back to living in caves (with no fire), clubbing animals to death for food (no guns), and then after all that (to no effect) Mount Pinatubo or Mount Saint Helens or Yellowstone erupts sending enormous amounts of ash and CO2 into the atmosphere.
Maybe then all hu-mans should try holding their breath.
But wait.... how are we going to get the animals, birds, and insects to hold their breath and to stop farting? Send a memo? Pass yet another law? /s
Where is the evidence?