“I’m falling on my sword. I’m going out into a field to let the crows peck me to death.”
DAMN, Son. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all damned day! LOL!!
And I was just watching Vimeo clips of Brit comedian Michael McIntyre, so that’s saying something.
Do remember this is the 21st Century and you are, therefore, required to have a GoPro set up to record the whole gory episode so that your next of kin can post it to YouTube. Be prominent with the disclaimer that no birds were harmed in the filming — the PETA people will exhume your corpse and kill you all over again.
Well, first of all I’m a woman. ;). So you can be certain any kind of filming of a flock of birds pecking me to death is going to be dramatic. Probably with Game of Thrones type music. I’m glad at least I gave you a laugh. We need to keep our senses of humor intact these days.