You might as well take a bottle of Wesson Oil and drink it...................
:)
It turns out that an average meal, with your share of a bloomin’ onion, is somewhere around 4,000-5,000 calories IIRC.
I go into McDonalds every year or two because of a milk shake craving. Every time I look at the calorie count in each one and walk out empty handed. They are simply not THAT good.