Zimbabwe to Offer White Farmers 99-Year Land Leases

Breitbart ^ | February 1, 2018 | John Hayward

[C19fan]

In a hopeful sign for post-Mugabe Zimbabwe, his successor President Emmerson Mnangagwa has decided to stop seizing land from white farmers, offering them 99-year leases on their property instead.

[C19fan]

Fool me once shame on you.....

[moovova]

Ban machetes.

[Blennos]

Until they decide to seize them again.

[redgolum]

They must be desperate.

However, all the infrastructure is gone.

[Pietro]

Yeah, I’d believe that</s>

[COBOL2Java]

If you like your 99-year land leases, you can keep your 99-year land leases!

[Dr. Sivana]

Headline, from 600 days later:

Zimbabwe leader announces new Zimbabwe calendar with one day long years.

[teeman8r]

what could possibly go wrong?/sarc

[rstrahan]

If you believe the govt would keep that promise after betraying its political opponents and kicking other races out, you are too gullible

[Neoliberalnot]

Wow, sign me up. A civilized African leader, he must be related to Obama, or maybe Marion Barry, or Detroit’s Coleman.

[Leep]

They didn’t build that.

[BlueLancer]

Zimbabwe to Offer White Farmers 99-Year Land Leases

But they don't tell you that it's measured in "Mayfly Years" ...

"The lifespan of an adult mayfly can vary from just 30 minutes to one or even two days depending on the species."

[Bringbackthedraft]

If I was a farmer there, I’d tell them SCREW YOU, get off your butts and do your own farming. Give me money to migrate to Australia, New Zealand or Canada (Prefer Canada, so I could winter in FLA.)

[struggle]

You’re not getting those farmers back. South Africa is losing theirs too, and they’re not getting them back either.

[umgud]

Why are any whites still in that/those $h!tholes?

[Buckeye McFrog]

They’ll pass a law in a few years redefining “year” as seven minutes.

[PAR35]

Now that the thieves have sucked everything out of the stolen land that they can, they want someone to restore value so they can steal it again.

No sympathy for anyone stupid enough to bite on that deal.

[sauropod]

bkmk

[WeWaWes]

Because they want to eat and only these guys can do the job of growing crops.

[Little Ray]

How ‘bout “No.”
The Zimbabwe government is treacherous and racist, as are the Zimbabwean people.
White farmers will quickly lose their investments and, quite possibly, their lives.