Posted on 01/25/2018 9:02:47 AM PST by McGruff
Edited on 01/25/2018 11:16:31 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
Oprah Winfrey says she
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I didn’t think she would run. Why would she?
She’s smarter than her supporters by a long freaking shot.
I think she’s smart enough to know that her New Age weirdoisms can’t be hidden, not even by the dedicated mainstream (DNC) media.
Good. We don’t need any more racists “winning” anything...making a lunatic assumption that she could somehow win.
There goes my dream.
Schumer/Oprah 2020.
Translation: There are too many skeletons in my closet.
Oh, I thought she was talking about something like the DNA stain on the blue dress. That would be a valuable bargaining chip.
/s
As long as Florida beats back the felon-voting referendum, Trump should win re-election with ease.
Oprah...
What is your BMI?
Have you been checked for sickle cell disease?
When did you stop beating up Stedman?
Is fried chicken actually good for you?
Do you think being obese is Presidential?
Do you think that it was OK to say directly to Frank Purdue that looked like a chicken?
The media will do anything to raise up Okra, even if it requires heavy equipment.
she doesn’t have the energy.
She can’t because she has the mortal remains of a stegosaurus rex in her closet!!
Lesbian flings, prostitution & abuse lies: Oprah’s ‘hidden’ life
I thought this was a done deal? She was running. I thought the 538 to 0 Electoral College victory over Trump was baked in?
She has too much baggage to run.
Can’t stand her new food line commercial. That, “I hear you, Stephanie!” line is soooo obviously meant to sell to the white soccer moms.
She thought she had the “fire in the belly” politicians need, but it turned out to be after `Gimme one of everything’ off the Taco Bell menu.
Okra walked into KFC and they asked her, “What size bucket?”
And she said, “Give me the one on the roof.”
She has a clothing sideline, partnering up with Barnum & Bailey.
She’s paragon of fitness, walking through her neighborhood while her neighbors jog around her.
She .. hey, whoa! sheeeethump. Try the veal ... wait.
No, Okra was here, sorry.
I agree, she needs a Y chromosome.
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