Posted on 01/21/2018 9:06:22 PM PST by Kaslin
Some of you misguided young women (the non-misguided ones can ignore me) will resist the obvious fact that you need the romantic advice of a married, 53-year old retired Army officer who identifies as male. Well, judging from that Aziz Ansari story in babe.net, many of you sure need some guidance from someone. And since your fathers apparently went AWOL or maybe you just didnt listen Ill step in to help. Because Im a helper. And because since so many of you are so utterly ill-equipped to interact with men, maybe you need a man to mansplain things to you.
I know whats coming: Youre condescending and patriarchal!
Probably, but Im still right. Regardless, I dont do the SJW distraction thing were talking about you, because you are the ones with the problem. And the problem is you do dumb things that lead to unsatisfying relationships with men that leave you feeling like a heap of steaming garbage.
Now, you might object that someone ought to be mansplaining to Aziz Ansari and asking, What about his problem?
Well, until babe.net decided to run 3000 words of Department of Womyns Studies and Long-Term Feline Care mush, he did not have a problem. He had kind of the opposite of a problem. Sure, the article is a problem, but hes a celebrity. Unless your partner in whine is a celebrity theres very little chance that anyone is going to print an article about your sad, ugly encounter titled, I Put Out For A TV Star And All I Got Were These Lousy Text Messages.Some of you misguided young women (the non-misguided ones can ignore me) will resist the obvious fact that you need the romantic advice of a married, 53-year old retired Army officer who identifies as male. Well, judging from that Aziz Ansari story in babe.net, many of you sure need some guidance from someone. And since your fathers apparently went AWOL or maybe you just didnt listen Ill step in to help. Because Im a helper. And because since so many of you are so utterly ill-equipped to interact with men, maybe you need a man to mansplain things to you.
I know whats coming: Youre condescending and patriarchal!
Probably, but Im still right. Regardless, I dont do the SJW distraction thing were talking about you, because you are the ones with the problem. And the problem is you do dumb things that lead to unsatisfying relationships with men that leave you feeling like a heap of steaming garbage.
Now, you might object that someone ought to be mansplaining to Aziz Ansari and asking, What about his problem?
Well, until babe.net decided to run 3000 words of Department of Womyns Studies and Long-Term Feline Care mush, he did not have a problem. He had kind of the opposite of a problem. Sure, the article is a problem, but hes a celebrity. Unless your partner in whine is a celebrity theres very little chance that anyone is going to print an article about your sad, ugly encounter titled, I Put Out For A TV Star And All I Got Were These Lousy Text Messages.
>Welcome to Earth.
So anyway, theres not much to be said to Aziz. He didnt attack you or molest you after you said No, though since you didnt say No well never know for sure if he might have. Doing things that you chose to do with him provided him the opposite impression of No.
Heres what he saw a girl ditches her Emmy party date to hit on him, she flirts over their respective smartphones, he asks her out, she comes over to his place, drinks, goes to dinner, drinks, goes back to his place, drinks, gets naked and plays President Bill n the Naughty Intern, then leaves.
I like how he called you an Uber and instructed you to use a fake name, and you just let him. Classy.
Let me break this to you gently, misguided Misses. If you want a guy for the long haul who will actually care about your feelings because guys can do that, you know you might not want to leave the guy with the impression all those observations lead to. It makes you not girlfriend (much less wife) material. It makes you a notch on a bedpost.
Lets review.
When you abandon the guy you are with to hit on the target dude because hes got more status or cache or whatever, target dude is going to have two responses. First, pride, because he lifted a girl from another guy and has demonstrated some level of studliness. Hes also going to think youre a stone golddiggin hootchie.
This is a poor way to attempt to ignite a long-term romance, ladies.
Then when you agree to a date bravo for at least having a date rather than the modern Lets sorta hang out maybe thing thats apparently a thing you meet him at his place? Okay, why are you letting him treat you like someone who comes over to his place to please him? If he wont come get you, or meet you somewhere for your first date, disqualify him.
But, you might protest. I am a powerful, empowered woman of grrlpower and I should be able to meet a man at his place!
You sure can. You can do whatever you want. Its just a bad idea and you should demand to be treated better.
So, you are at his place and he serves you red wine instead of white. First, guys, ask the lady what she wants. Try to show some class. But ladies, if you dont like red wine, dont drink it then complain later because you drank it.
Once you eat and go back to his place, dont go back to his place. Stop. That indicates that you may be interested in being at his place, and all that entails. He sure hopes it does, so you are already dealing with a guy with expectations which he has whether thats feminist-approved or not. Instead of keeping your differing expectations to yourself, share them. Tell him, and do not do what you dont want to do.
Grace babbled about non-verbal cues. But what she was doing seemed to be pretty unequivocal non-verbal cues themselves.
Yes, saying No clearly and unequivocally may cause him to not like you. He may decide to seek more accommodating companions. Thats the risk you take. Fair? Nope. And?
Act like an adult. Say what you want, and dont do what you dont want. Your life will be immeasurably better.
Now, one more thing. That article notes that Aziz went to some awards thing recently wearing a pin symbolizing his solidarity with the women speaking up in the wake of the #MeToo revelations. Hes a liberal. So were Ted Kennedy, and JFK, and Harvey Weinstein, and Al Franken, and all these other loathsome creeps. Remember that wokeness is a pose designed to fool you.
Now, clearly I am the worst human being who ever existed for pointing out these obvious, manifest truths, and for refusing to regard Grace and her ilk as post-adolescent infants who have no ability to make their own choices. Hate me if you want. Make some lame analogy to The Handmaids Tale, the dumbest non-Harry Potter book ever written. But do what Ive told you anyway
or not. Your choice.
That article notes that Aziz went to some awards thing recently wearing a pin symbolizing his solidarity with the women speaking up in the wake of the #MeToo revelations. Hes a liberal. So were Ted Kennedy, and JFK, and Harvey Weinstein, and Al Franken, and all these other loathsome creeps. Remember that wokeness is a pose designed to fool you.
LOL - great piece.
ho ho ho
I think we all need Jesus. The writer included.
The reason why there are so few marriages today is because of the bennies for unwed moms simple as that.
People in fact do. Without that sort of Power, people will fall for the first thing that proposes that they swoon.
The author makes about as good a secular case as one can get. The problem is playing around with fire that’s a lot hotter than one can handle.
And the widespread disdain for the blessed state of marriage. It isn’t just sex convenience.
LOL!
I love Schlichter!
Maybe if the article got reprinted somewhere else he does read.
Long term feline care isn’t that bad a thing. Cats aren’t nearly as hard to deal with as are womyn.
He must have a daughter somewhere who does. Is that some sort of dating website?
Is there a dude.net to go along with it?
” He didnt attack you or molest you after you said No, though since you didnt say No well never know for sure if he might have.”
Repeatedly grabbing her hand to his penis and her repeatedly pulling it away does reach that standard.
She also pulled evasive maneuvers in the apartment getting up and away and telling him that he was making her feel uncomfortable.
But he persisted.
Welcome to the world of date rape.
The registered sex offender
“Get your hands off me! Help, help!”
“Shhhh. Cool it, baby. You’re gonna like this.”
“You’re just a rapist! Help!”
“It’s okay, baby. I’m registered with the state.”
“Really?”
“I got papers.”
“Well, okay.”
What happened to the slap in the face or the knee to the groin? Very effective.
I have always maintained that cats are one of G-d's finest creations. Mark Twain wrote: "If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." So true! Albert Schweitzer wrote "There are two means of refuge from the misery of life music and cats. Exactly! Leonardo DaVinci said "The smallest feline is a masterpiece. Spoken like a master observer, which he was.
She took off her clothes....
Dang. If this piece of offal had laid an unwanted hand on me, he’d be wearing a cast. Ask the guy who did. I took his hand and bent all his fingers backward. Message received.
Feminism was invented by a man.
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