Anthropomorphic plate techtonics.
Larry....
Do you mind if I call you Larry?
I could call you Steve but then you probably wouldn’t know that I was talking to you.
I’m not sure I know what anthropornographic plate tactics is?
I spent years studying tactics at the French school, The Sorbet. Great ice cream there.
We threw cups and saucers at each other at lunch, but plate tactics must have been for the advanced students. They eat snails, too, those Frenchmen. Slam em down like there’s no tomorrow, which, of course, they don’t have in France.
Anyway.....
My wife told me she’d shoot me if she caught me looking at snail pornography on the internet, and she’s a really good shot. You could stand sideways from her at fifty yards and she could shoot the buttons off your shirt and all you’d feel is the wind from the bullets whizzing by.
Now I have a headache.