Nice threat creepy hobo, but are you really going to dig up all those missing teenage boys just to make room for me? Seems like a lot of work.
Ya know, on second thought, you would be better placed in the back 40 where no one would ever give you a thought.
Naw, on 3rd thought, you don’t rate being on my property at all or even under it. I do think you would make good pig food though. I guess that’s something. Report to the nearest slop pen then jump in and squeal with the other piggies.
I don’t know what you’re doing with these teenage boys you’re talking about and don’t want to know. You sound like a very sick and creepy dude or dudette.