Packhorse said...
SLAY RIDE
Just hear those dog chains jingling
Muscles tingling too
Come on, it’s lovely weather
For a slaying together with you
Outside it’s ripe for mauling
Our owners calling, “Yoo hoo”
Come on, it’s lovely weather
For a slaying together with you
Pittie up, pittie up, pittie up, Let’s go
Let’s give ‘em a show
We’re playing in a reddening of snow
Pittie up, pittie up, pittie up
It’s grand, just gripping your hand
Our jaws are too strong for a Kong
We far prefer guts and glands!
Our teeth are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
We’re snarled up together
Like two canine aggressors should be
Let’s take that road before us
And rigor mortis a few
Come on, it’s lovely weather
For a slaying together with you
There’s a children’s pony
At the home of Farmer Gray
It’ll be the perfect ending of a perfect day
We’ll be swinging our jaws
We love to cling without a single stop
At the farmer’s place, we’ll just watch
The leg bones pop, Pop! Pop! Pop!
There’s a happy feeling
Nothing in the world can buy
While they pass around excuses
For the bandaged thighs
It’ll nearly be like the fighting pit
From which our name derives
These wonderful things are the things
We remember all through our lives!
Chorus
DECEMBER 20, 2016 AT 3:49 PM
Wow. True and it rhymes. Watched an account of a 40lb pit killing a horse. The dog bled it to death while running it to death. So the farmer’s pony was spot on as well.