“I owned a bar back in the 70’s, and we used to call bitches like these two, ‘2:00 AM three bark woffers’... you might do’em but you would never stay for daylight.
Hit’n run.”
Coyote maneuver.
Nah!!! That's chew'en off your own arm so you wouldn't wake'n while you you trying to sneak out.
This will be construed as a disgusting sexist move, but we'd shake'm and wake'm and do'em again and leave'm.
Oink, oink, which one is the pig?
Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'ed never end...