Wake Up Little Susie. Everly Brothers
John Lennon is dead, and the Statute of limitations has expired for Paul McCartney
Everybody come in here 17.
Used to have nice couples come in here.
People 35, 30.
Used to sit down, hold hands,
Split a bowl of chop suey, eat a little rice.
It was so nice.
Now the people come in here all the same age.
I asked a girl the other day,"how old are you?"
She said, "17"; I said, "that's nice. How old is your friend?"
She said, "17"; "How old is your mother?" She said, "17"; "Your father?" "17."
What's the matter/ Everybody's 17?
What happened to 18? What happened to 19? What happened to 20?
Chinese Rock and Egg Roll--Buddy Hackett
Love For Sale--Waring's Pennsylvanians, vocal by the Three Girl Friends (1931)
Too Much Fun by Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen:
“She was only 17. New to L.A
I was more than willing to show her the way
Cruised up Sunset Back down Vine
I liked hers She liked mine
When her pappy caught me he said look here son
You’re going to jail for having too much fun
Too much fun thats news to me
Too much fun there must be
A whole lot things that I aint never done
But I aint never had too much fun”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0jWv0lFqF0
Rod Stewart - Hot Legs
Imagine how my daddy felt
In your jet black suspender belt
Seventeen years old,
He’s trudging sixty four
You got legs right up to your neck
You’re makin’ me a physical wreck
I’m talkin’ to you
Hot legs in your satin shoes
Hot legs, are you still in school?
Hot legs, you’re makin’ me a fool
I love you, honey
They have already “edited” and entire Verse from the Dire Straits Song Money for Nothing.
I thought XM didn’t do it, but the Verse was missing from the Song when heard it the other day. PC gone mad.
Haven’t heard the “Artist” complain about his work being altered by those mean Corporate types.
The Verse?
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he’s a millionaire
What do you think, they don’t like Earrings, Hair, Airplanes or Millionaires? LOL
I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.
You look so rest-less and you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Bet your mama don't know you scream like that
I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that.
The Pedophiliac Song (1961)
Back to Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap, it’s about a little tramp in a miniskirt with lots of makeup who looks older than she is and she’s trying to trap an older guy. Obviously he asks to see her I.D. then tells her to go on home to her momma. But it’s very difficult to get her out of his mind and if she doesn’t leave he’s going to do something he regrets.
She’s the kind of young teen you see in Walmart today, with at least one of her parents, wearing Daisy Dukes with printing on the crotch that says “Kiss me here!”.
“All Summer Long” by Kid Rock...
Surprised no one has mentioned Sweet Caroline.