[Sans-Culotte]

How about that little second base man, Altuve, constantly chewing his nails and spitting?

I don't know how Altuve can possibly have any nails to keep chewing. He must be past the quick by now. He is easily the most popular member of the team. One thing you don't hear on TV is the way the announcer says "Joseeeee Altuuuuuuuuuveeee!" when he comes up to bat. The crowd loves it.

[littleharbour]

The worst crotch grabber was Dave Stieb, another Blue Jay.