Don’t move an inch Al. Don’t let the Republican HATE-MONGERS get to you. And certainly don’t leave the Senate.
(at least until Roy Moore is elected)
All he has to do is ride it out, he thinks because given how a large portion of his constituency treats women, he is a shoe in for reelection up in Minnesotastan.
Yup. The very same VRWC that tried to bring Saint Bill to his knees (pun intended).
How is a devout Democrat supposed to handle it? Franken's in a tough place because he's (sob) being forced to balance all those liberal principles that contradict each other.
It can get confusing for a liberal.
Al actually has to defend one of his cupped and cockeyed slutty victims...... against the liberal cop-out, the handy liberal principle of not being held accountable for the terrible things they do.
"Al, just take a snort and a sniff (or a whiff, or whatever). It’s going to be okay, because you’re a devout Democrat."
Hey, the media and Hollywood are going nuts, but if you’re a Democrat in Congress, no one can touch you (or your ***).
Lookit, Teddy Kennedy drowned a chick and they pretty much gave him a medal. You didn’t drown a chick, did you?
Wait a sec, Al.....if you did kill somebody, maybe youshould talk to a good lawyer about pleading self-defense. After all, you're a tolerant and compassionate Democrat. If you killed someone it's all their fault.
(hat tip--edited Kurt Schlichter)