There is ONE Cook County that matters. The single most wildly corrupt place on earth, or the Inner Planets. Any other Cook County, in Minnesota or Georgia, would entirely wipe out their work force with 300 layoffs.
You'll note that none of the aldermen are losing their cousins, brothers-in-laws, ward heelers, vote stealers, gofers, the guys that get the coffee, office workers, personal assistants...
Actually, Chicago DOESN’T matter to me, at all.
“The single most wildly corrupt place on earth, or the Inner Planets.”
Perhaps in competition with the Mos Eisley spaceport?? “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”