LOL!
This whole thread reminds me of something that my Grandmother said many years ago.
She had a gynecological problem all of her life, a result of her second pregnancy and delivery. She had to see a doctor for many years about this issue, and one day, wrt the doc, she said: “I feel sorry for him. He has to spend every day looking at the ugliest part of a woman!”
Barton’s - or any man’s - ‘willy’ is the same. Ladies might like being ‘loved’ by it now and then - but we definitely don’t want to LOOK at it!
LOL!
You can quote your grandma. I’ll quote my son who asked me, in his teenage years, after a sex education class “Mom, why did God make sex so weird ?”.
I couldn’t give him a good answer for his astute observation.