Now the tar and feather is an old east coast punishment for politicians that is not fitting for a Senator of such esteem.
McCain makes his home in Arizona so an off-trail ride through thick, low-lying cactus terrain is a good way to cure his illness.
Here's the deal. In gym shorts only, McClain gets to ride sitting (and strapped tightly) to a thin garbage bag attached by rope to the jeep -- an Arizona sleigh ride as it were.
10 miles an hour should be sufficient. I hear thousands of cactus spines piercing the buttocks are an effective cure for headaches -- and a real pick-me-up any time of day.
Why 5 minutes worth of that therapy and the songbird will wish he was back in the comfort of the Hanoi Hilton.
