5 naked people arrested after ‘very bizarre’ car crash

San Jose Mercury-News ^ | November 7, 2017 | by Associated Press

[Oldeconomybuyer]

NISKU, Alberta - Canadian Mounties found five people naked after a bizarre car wreck on a rural road.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police Cpl. Laurel Scott says officers responded to the report Monday morning of a car colliding with a truck in Nisku.

When they arrived, they found that five people in the car were naked - four women and one man.

Scott said Tuesday the five were arrested. She said she’s not sure of the charges, though police consider it a “purposeful collision.”

Police said earlier they believe drugs or alcohol may have been a factor.

The collision occurred on a snow-covered two-lane road in an area of petroleum drilling outfits and other industrial businesses.

[OKSooner]

You might not want to see.

[Yaelle]

Second funniest post on thread! And true! How dare the officers assume!

[Liberty Valance]

[Billthedrill]

I hope they were wearing their seat belts.

[Lurker]

Well played.

L

[Springman]

Question is, are these women ones you would want to see in the nude?

[ryderann]

“What could they have possibly been doing.”

Playing with the stick shift?

[Redcitizen]

It’s a whole new meaning to the term “ top down”.

[Jonah Hex]

[GreenHornet]

Police said earlier they believe drugs or alcohol may have been a factor.

That's some darn fine detective work there, Columbo.

[Enchante]

A Muslim and his 4 wives?

[BarbM]

Q. How does one guy get 4 women naked, in the car with him.

A. Crack
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I know a recovering crack head, he said smoke crack & your clothes come off and it stands at attention for hours.
(4 women is a possibility)

[Maine Mariner]

LOL. I am laughing so hard that my eyes are watering.
You have my type of sense of humor.

[a fool in paradise]

Auto erotic near fatality?

[Enchante]

[fr_freak]

This is news? Who among us hasn't crashed their car with 4 naked women on board?

Well, the math is pretty simple: having one naked woman in your car results in a 25% chance of crashing your car. So four naked women is pretty much a guarantee of vehicular mayhem. The real question is whether or not he put anyone's eye out.

[Enchante]

[mrsmith]

They unclothed for safety.
According to statistics hardly any naked people are injured in car accidents!

[aces]

sounds like a female deficiency there...aww helll no

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I don’t care who you are, that there’s just funny!