I am waiting in the bushes for knuckleheads to soap the windows LOL
Best trick ever in the old days was rosin up some black nylon thread and tie it to a safety pin.
Hook that pin in the old copper screen... go into the bushes and pull that line tight...
Do your magic on the rosined string... LOL!
WOOBAA WOOBAA WOOBAA! The screen would shake
Poor old guy would come to the door, “Who’s thar?”!
You let the line go slack, recede into the bushes, lather rinse and repeat until you have him in a real lather
THEN you put out the sack of flaming doggie dumpings! LOL
You were wicked! LOL!!
Well, you WERE a brat! LOL!
You’re probably on the other end of that string by now! :)