“I am truly shocked no one is interested in the old crone.”
Nor when she was a young crone in training either.
I am truly shocked no one is interested in the old crone.
The only reason the Mr. hasnt hung himself yet is that the harridan has been gone 99% of the time for the last 400 years. If he has any brains he has a stable of actual women out there in the San Francisco orchard.