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Ireland Hails Famous Dimwit, Party-Pooper and Coward as National Hero with Postage Stamp
Townhall.com ^ | October 17, 2017 | Humberto Fontova

Posted on 10/17/2017 7:14:29 AM PDT by Kaslin

Among the many things the Irish (especially in the U.S.) are NOT infamous for is their dim-wittedness party-poopery and cowardice. (Full disclosure: my wife is Irish-American, and we’re celebrating our 40th anniversary. Consequently, my three grown offspring are half Irish. Hence my expertise on this matter.)

But forget my family for a second. Let’s do the old “what’s the first word that pops into your mind” game. “Audie Murphy” (certainly NOT cowardice!) Jimmy Fallon (certainly NOT dim-wittedness!) Bill Murray (certainly NOT party-poopery!)

(Please stifle the sermons, because I just love stereotyping, a.k.a known as “profiling.”)

But seriously folks, Ireland celebrated the 50th anniversary of Ernest “Che” Guevara’s death last week by issuing a commemorative postage stamp bearing the terrorist, mass-murderer's famous picture.  

The ironies could be richer. Che Guevara’s first decree when his “rebels” captured the town of Sancti Spiritus in central Cuba during the last days of the skirmishing against Batista's army outlawed alcohol, gambling and regulated relations between the sexes—conditions not exactly conducive to a festive St. Paddy’s Day. Popular outcry and Fidel's sharp political sense made Ireland’s new hero grudgingly rescind his order. 

"I have no home, no woman, no parents, no brothers and no friends," wrote this new hero of Ireland in his diaries. "My friends are friends only so long as they think as I do politically." Luckily Tip O’Neill and Ronald Reagan’s joint St. Paddy’s Day festivities did not fall under Che Guevara’s jurisdiction.

Interestingly, the cheeky Ernesto Guevara's signature on his early correspondence read "Stalin II” (not Eamon De Valera whose father was born in Cuba).

"Individualism must disappear!" thundered Ireland’s new hero in a 1961 speech in Havana. He went on to denounce the very "spirit of rebellion" as "reprehensible!" "Youth must refrain from ungrateful questioning of governmental mandates" commanded Guevara. "Instead they must dedicate themselves to study, work and military service!"

And woe to those youths "who stayed up late carousing and thus reported to work (government forced-labor) tardily." Youth, wrote Ireland’s new hero, “should learn to think and act as a mass." "Those who chose their own path" as in growing long hair and listening to Rock & Roll (Van Morrison, Jim Morrison for instance) were denounced as worthless "lumpen" and "delinquents." In his famous speech Ireland’s new hero even vowed "to make individualism disappear from Cuba! It is criminal to think of individuals!"

Tens of thousands of Cuban youths guilty of nothing more than trying to boogie to Light My Gloria, Gloria or Brown-Eyed Girl while tipping a pint learned that Che Guevara's admonitions were more than idle bombast.

By the mid 60's the crime of a "rocker" lifestyle or effeminate behavior got thousands of youths yanked off Cuba's streets and parks by secret police and dumped in prison camps with "Work Will Make Men Out of You" in bold letters above the gate and with machine gunners posted on the watchtowers. The initials for these camps were UMAP, not GULAG, but the conditions were quite similar.

Many opponents of the regime co-founded by Che Guevara qualify as the longest-suffering political prisoners in modern history, having suffered prison camps, forced labor and torture chambers for a period over THIRTY TIMES as long in Che Guevara’s prisons and torture chambers as Michael Collins and Jerry Adams spent in British jails and internment camps.

“Certainly, we execute!” Che Guevara boasted while addressing the hallowed halls of the UN General Assembly on Dec. 9, 1964, to the claps and cheers of that august body. “And we will continue executing as long as it is necessary! This is a war to the death against the Revolution’s enemies!”

 “I don’t need proof to execute a man,” snapped Che to a judicial underling in 1959. “I only need proof that it’s necessary to execute him!”

The communist firing squads gleefully set in motion by Che Guevara in Cuba murdered OVER ONE THOUSAND TIMES as many Cuban anti-communist rebels as the British executed Irish rebels during the Easter Rising. The figure of 16,000 firing squad murders by the regime co-founded by Che Guevara and whose founding apparatchiks still mostly run Cuba issues from the Black Book of Communism, written by French scholars and published in English by Harvard University Press, (neither outfit exactly a bastion of Cuban exiles.)

One day before his death in Bolivia, Che Guevara—for the first time in his life—finally faced something properly describable as combat. So he ordered his guerrilla charges to give no quarter, to fight to their last breaths and to their last bullet. With his men doing exactly what he ordered (fighting and dying to the last bullet), a slightly wounded Che snuck away from the firefight and surrendered with fully loaded weapons while whimpering to his captors: “Don’t Shoot! I’m Che. I’m worth more to you alive than dead!”

His Bolivian captors viewed the matter differently. In fact, they adopted a policy that has since become a favorite among Americans who encounter (so-called) endangered species threatening their families or livestock on their property: “Shoot, shovel and shut-up.”

Justice has never been better served.



TOPICS: Cuba; Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: che; cheguevara; eurabia; eussr; fartyshadesofgreen; guevara; ireland
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To: Olog-hai

OK, no wonder I heard all that! So that explains the Irish/Che connection.


21 posted on 10/17/2017 8:31:27 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: miss marmelstein
Bunch of Reds!


22 posted on 10/17/2017 8:53:41 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: \/\/ayne

IRA terrorists are very cozy with middle eastern Muslim terrorists. I was in Cork about 15 years ago and I saw Irish language graffiti with the word “Allah” painted on walls. Did you know the car bomb was invented in Ireland? That is the only technology ever invented in Ireland.

However, I discovered that most people in Ireland hate the IRA and know that they are criminal, Marxist, bank robbing criminal gang, but they don’t like to talk about them.


23 posted on 10/17/2017 9:10:50 AM PDT by forgotten man
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To: Olog-hai

There is more to that than meets the eye; both peoples viewed Balfour as the source of their woes. His declaration regarding Palestine in 1917 followed on the heels of the Easter Rebellion the year before. Outside of that (both being peoples occupied by English imperialists), the two have nothing in common whatsoever.


24 posted on 10/17/2017 9:21:32 AM PDT by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Socialism is hardly new there; when the Western democracies aligned with England, Irish nationalists were forced to look elsewhere for aid. Ho Chi Minh did the same, for the exact same reason. The US passed laws in the early 20th century to head off communism; the government understood the threat. To this day, much of the world celebrates “labor day” as a commemoration of the Haymarket Square bombings, while we celebrate it in September.


25 posted on 10/17/2017 9:25:17 AM PDT by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
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To: Kaslin

With apologies to the author, this is utterly unsurprising.

Ireland is deeply socialistic, strongly pro-PLO, hugely pro-Islam and pro-gay now.

The only shocker is that this didn’t happen sooner.


26 posted on 10/17/2017 9:29:39 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: Kaslin

Thanks again to my forbearers for getting on a boat and leaving.


27 posted on 10/17/2017 9:41:52 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Kaslin

“The Quiet Man” no more.


28 posted on 10/17/2017 9:50:35 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Kaslin

Bill Murray ans Audie Murphy I know. This Fallon is only a name I have seen here. Supposed to mean something?


29 posted on 10/17/2017 9:57:06 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Grampa Dave

I want a Che T-shirt with that picture on it.


30 posted on 10/17/2017 9:58:07 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Whig Party died when it fled the great fight of its century. Ditto for the Republicans now.)
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To: \/\/ayne

I love redheads. But that’s ... overwhelming.


31 posted on 10/17/2017 10:53:05 AM PDT by sparklite2 (I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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To: KarlInOhio

I want a Che T-shirt with that picture on it.

So do I!


32 posted on 10/17/2017 11:11:13 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ( Trump is kicking their a$$es, they, ______________, want to quit. (Fill in the blank!))
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To: kearnyirish2

Thanks for your opinion.

Reality, however, is not based on communist propaganda. Just like the USSR sided with the Islamic national socialists against the “bourgeois” West, so did the IRA.


33 posted on 10/17/2017 2:57:53 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: forgotten man

When I was eight years old, I was caught in the middle of a bomb scare while staying at a hotel at Shannon airport. That was no fun.


34 posted on 10/17/2017 2:59:21 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: Kaslin; BillyBoy; AuH2ORepublican; fieldmarshaldj

Wow, is Sein Fein in charge?


35 posted on 10/17/2017 8:12:24 PM PDT by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
It appears Ireland has gone full commie.

Irish republicanism has been left wing since Wolfe Tone, who talked Jacobin France into invading.

36 posted on 10/18/2017 12:19:24 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Vegam Yehudah tillachem biYrushalayim . . . .)
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