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Man arrested after cops mistook doughnut glaze for meth [tr]
Orlando Sentinel ^
| October 12, 2017
| David HarrisDavid Harris
Posted on 10/16/2017 7:15:22 PM PDT by sparklite2
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To: MinuteGal
41
posted on
10/16/2017 8:00:49 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
To: KarlInOhio
LMAO, that’s a well fed doggie!!
42
posted on
10/16/2017 8:01:22 PM PDT
by
RooRoobird20
("Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.")
To: LouieFisk
Maybe he pretended to be baked to get a rise out of them because he kneaded the dough.
At yeast it’s a possibility.
43
posted on
10/16/2017 8:03:50 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: LouieFisk; sparklite2; OldMissileer; Yaelle; SaveFerris
LOL, everyone is on a roll tonight, but now it's my bedtime....so I wish y'all a good night's rest...and wispy dremes.
Leni
To: Moonman62
“...after a field test incorrectly showed he had drugs and he was arrested and taken to jail.”
How many busts ere just invalidated? Unless there is a second, regular lab test, a lot of people are going to contest their arrests based on field tests.
45
posted on
10/16/2017 8:08:35 PM PDT
by
VanShuyten
("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
To: MinuteGal
46
posted on
10/16/2017 8:08:39 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
To: MinuteGal
He must have been frosted as they arrested him. I know I would be angry.
47
posted on
10/16/2017 8:14:22 PM PDT
by
deks
To: MinuteGal
I wonder how the voters feel about the officers frittering away that much money?
48
posted on
10/16/2017 8:18:50 PM PDT
by
mouse_35
To: MinuteGal
One of the officers thought the donut wasn’t meth, but actually an aircraft - because it was a *plain* donut.
To: sparklite2
They need to scrap that field test if it gives a false positive on doughnut glaze. But I’m wondering if the cop actually performed a field test or was just so sure that he claimed it was positive.
50
posted on
10/16/2017 8:24:03 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
To: sparklite2
Geez. You’d think cops were experts on eye-balling doughnuts.
51
posted on
10/16/2017 8:24:53 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
To: sparklite2
Like a skinny cop would be a donut expert...
To: pax_et_bonum; LouieFisk; OldMissileer; Yaelle; SaveFerris; sparklite2; mouse_35; deks
Thank you, Pax.....gracias, merci and dunka schon.
Leni
To: MinuteGal
To: LouieFisk
This has been fun, but I REALLY am going to bed now....no more puns for me tonight... I'm just too tired to cut the custard.
Night, all.
Leni
To: Scrambler Bob
“Well, he did get the dough.”
Will you be here all week?
56
posted on
10/16/2017 8:50:31 PM PDT
by
The Antiyuppie
("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day")
To: HiTech RedNeck
“And this is assuming that the test wasnt purposely tainted”
If the “perp” did it deliberately, absolutely ingenious. A real moneymaker!
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posted on
10/16/2017 8:52:56 PM PDT
by
The Antiyuppie
("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day")
To: sparklite2
To: MinuteGal
59
posted on
10/18/2017 4:33:58 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
To: OldMissileer
Too funny, something like that happened to my room mates and I one night during a shakedown search when the drug dog ‘alerted’ on a chair in our barracks room.
Our acting First Sgt was a slightly crazy Redeye section sgt who had it in for the Scout Plt. We were all a bunch of dopers and thieves in his eyes, admittedly we did scrounge or forage pretty liberally, OK we stole anything marked US Property that wasn’t riveted down.
One of our squad leaders was the original Sgt Bilko, he’d leave in the morning with a jeep full of our ill gotten loot and come back with anything you needed, wheeling and dealing across post.
Anyway Top’s eyes lit up, he finally had us! He searched down in the chair cushions and came up with the petrified remnants of a hot dog and the end of a bun...which the dog snatched out of his hand and wolfed down.
Top nearly had a stroke over that one, we were pigs and dirt balls as well as thieves and dopers after that.
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posted on
10/18/2017 8:50:26 PM PDT
by
skepsel
(Apres moi, le deluge.)
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