[shotgun]

Then cut them loose and grant them independence.

[hal ogen]

The problem with that is that the LIBs/DIMs will give them foreign aid and “humanitarian” grants in perpetuity.

[JoeFromSidney]

The trouble with giving PR independence is that they'll soon invite China or Iran or some other enemy of ours in, and soon there will be missiles aimed at us. The best thing that could happen is for PR to sink under the ocean, or be obliterated by a volcano.