Too hot? Global warming!
Too cold? Global warming!
Not enough ice? Global warming!
Too much ice? Global warming!
Etc. etc. etc.? Global warming!
“Too hot? Global warming!
Too cold? Global warming!
Not enough ice? Global warming!
Too much ice? Global warming!
Etc. etc. etc.? Global warming!”
You need to be up to date, it’s “climate change”. :)