[wardaddy]

Football is bigger in Texas than anywhere hoss

Those of us who visit there or have family there or lived there like i do/did

Have seen your high school football stadiums which are unrivaled .....like college stadiums

I’ mean really.....Texas owns high school football lock stock and barrel like nowhere else

[yldstrk]

but the football player would be in jail

[DoodleBob]

Butthole Surfers - Pepper

Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic

Flipper died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus

Then there was the ever present football player-rapist

They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas