Shoelace mistaken for noose causes racial uproar at Michigan State University

Fox News ^ | October 6, 2017c | Caleb Parke

[be-baw]

A lost shoelace at Michigan State University caused a racial uproar Wednesday after someone mistook it for a noose.

MSU President Lou Anna K. Simon released a statement Wednesday morning saying she was “distressed” after finding out “a student reported a noose was hung outside of her room.” Simon commended the student’s “courage” for reporting the “racial incident” and put out a clear message.

“This type of behavior is not tolerated on our campus,” Simon said. “No Spartan should ever feel targeted based on their race, or other ways in which they identify.”

But by Wednesday afternoon, the investigation by MSU Police revealed there was no noose.

[Vic S]

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/451013/banana-peel-frightens-ole-miss-fraternity-retreat-canceled-mississippi

[rktman]

#stopshoelaceviolence! O-Tay. Everybody curl up in your fetal position and whimper. 🍿🍻. Hey fidiots🖕🏻

[sparklite2]

Beat me it. I’m glad I saw yours before I hit post.

[x1stcav]

>Is there any actual point to colleges and people in colleges any more?<

Yeah, they’re in training to be our rulers.

[SMGFan]

good one

[Political Junkie Too]

College students these days can't even tie their shoes?

-PJ

[bigdaddy45]

The fault here is clearly at the foot of the shoelace manufacturer. They aren’t sensitive in the packaging of their product, and minorities might be distressed by seeing that particular presentation. Clearly they need to change their ways.

[Vic S]

And then there was the time a student reported a covered microscope in a lab for a kkk outfit.

[Altura Ct.]

The noose is loose!

[commish]

Imagine the carnage if the poor little SJW snowflake had seen this!!!!

[mass55th]

Why would they know what a shoelace is? They've probably never wore shoes that had them, or they wear shoes that have them, but leave them untied, which means they never learned how to tie them. Had to be a white person though since it's white privilege to know how to tie shoe laces.

/sarcasm

[max americana]

thanks for the entertainment haha

[ClearCase_guy]

[Pollster1]

Snowflake: The type of person who panics over seeing a lost shoelace, afraid that it might represent a noose.

[hanamizu]

Joke that cost a cabinet member his job: “Three things they want: loose shoes...

[DH]

At least they didn’t find a bag of chitlins placed under a cardboard box with one side of it up with a stick and a string to pull out out. Just call it “bait” and the little snowflakes would go into meltdown when it was reported.

[steel_resolve]

Your tag makes me laugh. That had to have been fun.

[Kirkwood]

LOL!

[RightGeek]

[max americana]

Yes. Very. In order to fire a lib, you have to hire one. keep them for 2 years then fire them at midterms. I even make vanity threads to report the deed. Of course, some Freepers have their panties in a twist by calling me a meanie..