You made me almost choke on my Ramen Noodles ROFL
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Babe, As a precautionary measure - I am dispatching Laz to you immediately. He will perform the Heimlich. He will pound you on the back. He will give you mouth to mouth. He may even stick a finger down your throat so as to dislodge any ramen. He may even... (ahem) I’ll stop here.
Please know that Laz is very conscientious and through. He may be attending to you for several hours so as to ascertain any dangerous noodles have been denoodilized.
I thought it was the Hindlick......maybe I'm wrong!