[who_would_fardels_bear]

"NASA, volcano...Am I missing something?

You missed the memo. NASA has decided to shift its focus, which was formerly aimed toward Islam, instead toward pagans ... especially those who sacrifice virgins by throwing them into volcanoes.

Only makes sense.

[DoughtyOne]

They need to change the name, so they can keep the same initials, still NASA but now the North American Stupidity Alliance.