Do the results correlate with their lunch preferences?
Remember those days way back (way, way back) when we actually thought that the government was composed of competent, honest individuals?
What the federal government needs to survey is, “What do 4-year-olds want to do with Confederate monuments?”
Maybe the SCVs could be contracted to do the survey.
This is not to gather information, as they will deliberately lie to tell you. It is to force the kids to QUESTION what they are, in spite of the below-the-belt evidence.
In a few years, the schools will begin convincing them that they need to chop off all that stuff down there, and turn it into other stuff.
When a federal funded agency wastes money like this, Trump should deduct 10 times that amount from their budgets.