[Regulator]

Darwin award candidate?!

[ForYourChildren]

Jacobe Powell, check out his MMA page

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Jacobe-Powell-151301

“My instincts kicked in. I used my judo training to go ahead and subdue him and got the weapon away from him before the cops arrived,” Powell said. “One of my guys here who was training called the police, and I just subdued him until the police showed up.”

[ForYourChildren]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI! *SNORT*

[AU72]

Like the moron who tried to rob the take-out window of a restaurant that was holding a police event.

[Oatka]

The suspect was left bloodied and taken to a local hospital for treatment.

That will be the only punishment he will get. Wanna bet any description of him will include "lengthy record"?

[FoxInSocks]

The other day it was MMA fighter Sergio da Silva who robbed a bank near his home in NYC. Took 50 grand and was apprehended shortly after.

Imagine if these two had been at the same bank!

[editor-surveyor]

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YAY !!!!!
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[bunkerhill7]

Kudo Judo

[Billthedrill]

The perp needs to branch out a little, say to robbing gun stores and pit bull farms...

[SandRat]

That’s worthy of a big LOL and roll on the floor.

[COBOL2Java]

The boy not too bright...

Wanted to rob this place:

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Ended up looking like this:

[libstripper]

The video of the subdued perpetrator is priceless. He’s acting like he was,just given a heavy dose of preoperative drugs, escaped from the OR just before they dropped the mask, passed out, and fell down the hospital steps while making his getaway. Appears as though the cops rescued him as well as arresting him.

[eyeamok]

Don’t worry, due to the provisions in prop 47, prop 57 and AB109. He was released this morning and No Charges will be filed.

Early this afternoon a man filed a Multi Million dollar lawsuit against the owners of the “Defiant MMA Gym” for beating him up without cause while on the premises.

HE WILL WIN!!
This is California.

[Vaduz]

The armed robber becomes another member of the what’s the last thing I’m going to see club.

[SandRat]

where he found out, that the E-Room staff on duty, all held senior belts in MMA.

[Dilbert San Diego]

God I love happy endings!!!!

Yep he picked the wrong place.

Reminds me of a story I heard, where somebody was going to rob a bank. An off duty policeman was in there, taking care of his personal banking business at the time, and arrested the perpetrator. That robber was unlucky enough that a cop just happened to be on the premises then.

[BuffaloJack]

My oldest daughter has been taking Karate lessons for about 36 years; she’s currently a 7th level black belt.
About 4 years ago, she was Christmas shopping with her sensei and his wife.
Some fool decided to mug them. After beating the crap out of the mugger, they told him he could retrieve his wallet and handgun at the local precinct.

[Yaelle]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[fidelis]

If I were a skinny little wanna-be robber making a list of what places I was going to hold up, probably an MMA gym would be way near the bottom— right above a biker bar and a police station.