[marktwain]

Knives are arms protected by the Second Amendment.

[Keyhopper]

Now, why should I have to pay anyone to carry a knife.
Any knife, gun, or weapon I choose

[Telepathic Intruder]

You can’t carry a knife that opens quickly because it’s scary, and law makers don’t like scary things. Personally I’d rather just carry a regular knife with little or no moving parts, but a switch blade (or butterfly knife) ban is ridiculous.

[Macoozie]

As a full-member in the “Church of the Sacred Gravity & Spring Blade” your switchblade is a religious item.
Muzzies get to carry a knife onto planes, so you can carry your precious religious object too.

FSM’s get to have a Driver’s License photo with a spaghetti strainer on the head, you get your special religious accommodation too.

[TigersEye]

That’s an improvement but you still have to have an Elmer FOID card. I wonder how far I’d get in Illinois with a fixed blade kukri on my belt. For that matter I wonder how far I’d get here in Colorado.

[carmen2017]

I prefer Micro - Tec

[RetiredTexasVet]

Suppose there will be a lot more citizens of the Southside of Chicago showing up for a gun fight with a knife!

[Impy]

I have a Cuda Maxx 5.5, I don’t often carry it, but I have, and I don’t need a permit and anyone’s GD permission.