Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests'

Evening Standard ^ | Tom Powell

[tellw]

A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.

The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army.

A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.

[BradyLS]

The remarkable thing is they admit it!

Could be disinformation to lower guard of India? Make them overconfident in the present crisis?

[BJ1]

Large testicular veins? Never heard of such a thing. And it’s bad per the Chinese. Go fig.

[bk1000]

Low hanging fruit.

[PROCON]

Good Grief, a story that includes the masturbation habits of the Chinese is Breaking News?

Really?

[Sgt_Schultze]

Okay, quantify “too much”

[deadrock]

You are horny again in an hour.

[lp boonie]

Well that explains my large testicular veins.

[BradyLS]

Hai-yo!

[Michael.SF.]

I always thought they were a bunch of jerk-offs anyway.

[libh8er]

Me neither but how are large veins a bad thing ?

[RooRoobird20]

I’m speechless.

[Col Frank Slade]

Hung Tu Lo

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

My favorite line from an old Woody Allen movie - don’t remember the name of the movie or anything else (it was, after all, a Woody Allen movie) but I remember this line:

(after sex)
woman - “How did you get to be so good?”
Woody - “I practice a lot, sort of on my own”

[libh8er]

How do you teach Maoism to fat kids masturbating to porn ? Mao would be ashamed.

[Billthedrill]

Well, that explains my military career in a (snork) nutshell right there. Testicular veins. Who knew?

[PROCON]

LACIST!

[central_va]

Then Chinks are a bunch of fat jerk offs. Roger, copy out.

[TruthWillWin]

46% failed the vision test? Perhaps what we were told was true?

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