"Wait a tic.....blimey....this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought."
"Halt! Halt! Gentlemen, ladies, bring out your valuables please. Come along sir, come along. Come along, madam, come along. Oh, is that all you've got ... well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ...sorry... pick them up in a moment... there's about oh, what, nine down there... so you must have about... oh, he's still got lots... oh you've got what? ... you've got more than he started with... so if I give you some of those ... well now, look ... have you got a bit of jewelry? If I give you that one and you have some of his coins ... is that another box? Were you trying to hide it? Well, that's nice! Right! Now. I've got a tiara ... you've got one... you've got one of the boxes... you've got one... anyone else got a tiara? Take your hat off! .. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. It really is awful of you."
The lone immutable plank of the Democrat platform is to promise to rob from Peter to pay Paul. A plan which almost invariably meets with the approval of Paul.
To: dfwgator
"Give me all your lupins!"