[Ace's Dad]

Exactly like those who are freaking out over "contrails"

My son, Captain "Ace" (a real, line flying airline jock) assures me it's ("Chemtrails") just a joke by flying types. He's the self-appointed leader of one of the chapters.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Yes, I hear they contain dihydrogen oxide and the deadly carbon dioxide.

[Falconspeed]

“”Chemtrails” [are] just a joke by flying types.” True. Art Bell radio should buy pizza for all the flying types, since Art Bell talked about chemtrails to keep people awake while driving late at night. He also talked about ufo’s, remote viewing, big foot and other silly things that sound cool when driving late at night.